one week down…
So, my first week as a captain of industry is done. I think
it went alright? I mean, it wasn’t Black Friday at Best Buy or anything, but it
was a respectable week. Better than a kick in the head! I think it’s going to
take a while to get going, the streets are pretty quiet during the week. I’m
not exactly a social media genius, so I need to hatch some alternative schemes
to get noticed. There are just too many platforms out there, I can’t keep it
straight. Twitter, Instagram, blogs, etc, etc. I used to think blogs were just
for nerds and narcissists, but here we are!
It has been quite some time since I’ve worked in retail, so
I’m a little rusty. I’ve got zero hustle and I’m still super uncomfortable with
just about everything. It takes me forever to ring things up and double check
that I’m doing it right, which I’m probably not. I’ll find that out when I get
audited by the government most likely. I’ve also forgotten about the long bouts
of quiet and inactivity that come along with working in a small business. I sit
quietly for hours, and then when someone finally comes in I get spooked. I’ve
also realized I am horrendous at small talk. After being quiet for so long,
words come out all wrong, intonation gets all wonky, my only recourse would be
to pretend that I am just some goof that’s been hired and not the owner of the
store.
All things considered, I’m still pretty jazzed! Making a
sale is a total rush! I double and triple check the inventory system every time
I make a sale to see if it’s for real! I
feel like I have known every single thing in this store like an old friend,
from their origins as a series of piles at my house and into the spotlight.
What a wild ride!
Here’s hoping for an even better second week! xx
